The Secret Tribe of Elon: 14 Heirs of the Richest Madman on the Planet

What a barbarity! While we here are worried about the rise in rent, Elon Musk is out there creating a small nation. 14 children! It seems that the man wants to colonize Mars starting with his DNA.

I don't know about you, but I'm fascinated by how this guy can run several multimillion-dollar companies while at the same time changing diapers left and right. Does he have some secret algorithm for parenting? A robot assistant? Or does he simply never sleep?

Among twins, triplets, and children with names that sound like WiFi passwords (, Exa Dark Sideræl? Seldon Lycurgus? ), Musk seems determined to create his own dynasty. And the craziest part is that he has them with four different women... what a mess to organize the birthday parties!

Honestly, I wonder what these children will feel growing up in the shadow of such a father. Will it be fun for dad to launch rockets like one throws balls in the park? Or will it be a nightmare to try to stand out when your father is literally one of the most famous men on the planet?

Meanwhile, diaper company stocks must be through the roof. And here I am, trying to decide if I can afford to have a cat.

And you? Can you imagine sharing a last name with 13 siblings and a father who can't go to the supermarket without being recognized? I'll pass, thanks... but how entertaining it is to watch the show from the outside!